Sleepy: What's a video game?
Imladris: Harry Potter? Bah Humbug!
Morsul the Dark (chocolate chip): Tolkien should Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never
EVER be taught in any school! Perish the thought!