Celeb, whomsoever finds his or herself in the position to assign something to Mordor should enjoy the human-free world. If anyone, I hope it's me! Or maybe if you look closely enough, I am comparing our own world to Mordor. How cynical of me.
Ang, very nice poem. You should have a rhyming face-off with
Kransha. I think that would entertain the whole Barrowdowns.