All I can say is
.
No cameos, LMP?
Eomer, m'love, you've played me. See what happens next time I tell you all of my plans, thinking I've got an objective ear.
I've edited out my "to be continued". Looks like I don't really need to be writing my Scotsman anymore. The part seems to be covered.
EDIT: I suppose it now requires asking: 'Mer, must I now abandon my plans for the kilt-clad criminal master-mind? You know how awesome they are... I told them to you.
*feels betrayed in a really fun and ironic sort of way*
LMP, is this your doing?