[the guy who be short]

...cos this thread is too good to die.

North amid their noisome pits lay the first of the great heaps and hills of slag and broken rock and blasted earth, the vomit of the maggot-folk of Mordor

I can't help but imagine streams of green-ish looking orcs running out just to puke on the pile, before walking satisfied-ly (ahem) back to Mordor.