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Old 09-22-2004, 03:54 AM   #262
The Saucepan Man
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The Saucepan Man has been trapped in the Barrow!
Boots Isildur's Brow

Originally Posted by Estelyn Telcontar
It is a little-known secret that the Hair of Isildur was actually a toupee ...
Indeed. For thus it was revealed to Faramir in a recurring dream:

Seek for the Hair that was woven;
In Imladris it resides;
There shall foreheads be open;
Shinier than babies’ backsides.
There shall be shown a token
Of pileous pates near at hand,
For Isildur’s Brow shall beckon,
And the Hairpiece forth shall stand.
Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!
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