Nazgul: My fire sword is better then yours!!
or
The upgraded lightsaber of fire!
or
Nazgul: The Shire's this way!!
Other Nazgul: Uh...no...that's up....
Nazgul: I knew I shouldn't have had those Brownies that were especially made in the South Farthing.....next time we order from Isengard!! Ooooo!! Look!! Butterfly!!