This argument is quite ridiculous and I suspect you both realise it. The solution should be obvious to all: Both parents
and children must be sent to Mordor, for the benefit of me.
But I'm noticing that quite a few things I like are being sent to Mordor. It's probably easier if I just go.
For the record, I've still not been sent to Mordor (compare that with
Saucepan and certain others who have been sent dozens of times). Ah! I'm so desirable...
Anyone else still happily unharrassed in the Shire?