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Old 11-14-2002, 05:05 PM   #528
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Frodo: "Okay...um...A...N R D...E—"
Sam: "No, it's a B."
Frodo: "It's an E."
Sam: "It is not! Admit it...you need glasses."
Frodo: "Never! My vision is 20/20! You need glasses."
Sam: "Look, the chart plainly reads, A N R D B J L X G P copyright vision charts international—"
Frodo: "You're not supposed to read the copyright information!"
Sam: "You're just jealous because you can't."
Frodo: "Well...girls go crazy over my beautiful blue eyes, so ha!"
Sam: *mutters* "Bug-eyed freak."
Frodo: "Fatso."
Sam: "Wimp."
Frodo: "Idiot."
Sam: "Let's not argue. You're my best friend."
Frodo: "I know. You're about the kind of friend I'd have."
Sam: "I'll try to take that as a compliment."
Frodo: "What does the chart say again?"
Sam: "A N R D E...no I mean—"
Frodo: "HA! These baby blues never lie! HA!"
Sam: "Eh, you laugh now, but just wait till Weathertop, Mr. White-Eyes."

Okay! I'm done! Whew... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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