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While dueling with riddles in a cave,
Baggins made a faux-pas so grave,
That Gollum was heard to howl
At the rule-breaking foul
From this pick-pocketing Hobbitish knave.
Fatty Bolger, a Hobbit of the Shire,
Had a case of obesity most dire.
He heard of a "Lockholes Diet",
And so, decided to try it,
And that's how he lost his spare tire.
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.
Last edited by Morthoron; 04-16-2011 at 04:54 PM.
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