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Old 11-29-2016, 07:50 PM   #7
Morthoron
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Simon Tolkien: Dad, Bono is in a band, U2.

Christopher: No, not me too, I've never been in a band.

Simon Tolkien: No, U2 is the name of a band Bono is in.

Christopher Tolkien: Bilbo's cousin is in a band?

Simon Tolkien: Who is Bilbo's cousin?

Christopher Tolkien: Bono Baggins from Archet, one of the Bree Bagginses.

Simon Tollkien: Dad, the gentleman who called, his name is Bono. He is a famous rock star.

Christopher Tolkien: What, like The Beatles?

Simon Tolkien: Yes, but a few decades newer.

Christopher Tolkien: Rock and roll is still a thing?

Simon Tolkien: Evidently...

Christopher Tolkien: Well, in any case, I am not interested in joining his band.

Simon Tolkien: Dad, Bono didn't want you to join his band.

Christopher Tolkien: No? It's just as well, I don't play an instrument. Although I did play bassoon in primary school. I wasn't very good...

Simon Tolkien: Ummm...I'll give you a ring tomorrow, Dad, have a good night.
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