Realising that LMP has somehow managed to create two "general" threads and related them to Tolkien on a technicality. Wonderful.
Actually, I believe that this is sufficient reason to seventh his assignment to the Shire, in conjunction with his use of the word "beMordored."
The prefix be- belongs, quite definitely, in the Shire.
Also, Easter. The chocolate is meaningless, the religion lost on me, but I appreciate the two weeks of paying off my sleep debt.