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Old 01-05-2013, 12:08 PM   #3
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
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Dwarves don't need to measure calorific content because all of their food is inside Bombur, causing him to break furniture hilariously. They just weigh him and divide the result by the number of things missing from the larder.
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