Too many cookies. (Half a box) I could
not stop giggling last night. "hhhhoooooohhhhhhhh" and poor Celeborn...I thought of this just to shut myself up.
*imagine yourself in a giiiiiiiiant theatre. Hollywood bowl type thing. Haldir prances onto the stage*
Tra la la, I mean hello fans! *cheer* I am here to introduce to you....
"His breath is as a poison gas
His son-in-law you must not sass
Please join me on this frosty morn'
And give it up for Celeborn!"
*more cheers*
*cheers come to a climax as Celeborn enters*
"Why thank you I..." *The right wing is suddenly knocked senseless!*
"And I thank you and..." *the entire left wing is taken out*
"I thank you, my fans..." *the rest of the audience is wiped out!*
Um, dear...? *Galadriel faints*
*speaking to his tour manager, Elrond*
"Hey Elrond? Do you think it might be time for a change?" *Elrond faints*
Hmm, anyone have a breathmint for Celeborn...a big one? And while you're at it, have you some smelling salts? Thanks, and perhaps some thin mints? I think the sugar is starting to wear off...