When it comes to secret agents, their smooth, their secret, then theres Gollum.
Gollum: Hobbitses are our enimies! Quick and silent as shadows we must be.
Gollum: They musn't know we's are here.
*Frodo Catches Gollum from behind.*
*Gollum is held in captivity for a few days but escapes.*
Gollum: Hobbitses know who we are. We must put on a secret Identity!
*starts morphing*
Gollum: There we goes now to get the precious from the bagginses.
*goes over to hobbits*
Greeting master Frodo. How can I be of help?
Frodo: That is soo lame.