Ill have a go.
What are you two up two? I don't trust it one tiny bit.
Nothing just climing on a table.
*Merry and Pippin stand on the table and a big grin appears on their faces*
MOSH PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Get of me! I can't breath!
I knew it. You want to kill those poor Hobbits! Eat this you crazy Mofo's!
That hurt Pip.
Yep, it really did.
*Both fall over halfdead and scuffle like pigs just for the hell of it*