I really want to build a nice little (or big) cottage on Mount Sunday in New Zealand. I'll ride throughout the country on my trusty steed crying "The Uruk-Hai are coming! The Uruk-Hai are coming!" And then get arrested.
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"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing."
-Boromir, Captain of Gondor
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