1) You can recite the whole script in elvish and know exactly what it means .....
2) You can recite the whole script in elvish backwards and still know what it means
3) You know what Figwit stands for (Frodo is great, who is that?)
4)You know who Figwit is...
5)Your meals now consist of, Lembas, Lembas and, Lembas..
6)You always have a shadow and a threat growing in your mind
7) You become deeply annoyed when your teacher tells you that you cannot take a GCSE or A-level in elvish
8) None of your friends can understand your e-mails any more because they are all written in dwarvish runes
9) You have been practicing skating down the stairs on your mums best tea tray
10) You think that skating down the stairs on your mum's best tea tray is a perfectly sane thing to do....
11) Your bedroom is a shrine to all the lord of the rings characters.
12) You avoid climbing snowy mountains (unless you are an elf and can walk on snow)
13) You convince your self you are an elf and try to walk on snow (fail miserably!)
14) You discover that super gluing your ears into a point is not a good idea
15) You have just spent hundreds of dollars buying Arwen's pendent......
16) You have just given your hundred dollar pendent away to your Aragorn look-alike teacher,
17) You DON'T feel stupid at all after doing this!
18) You wonder why your friends have disowned you after you tried to convince a tree you were an elf.
19) You still are wondering why your friends have disowned you.
20) You begin to feel a strange urge to grow your hair long and dye it blonde.
21) You have forgotten what your real name is.
22) You are disappointed that your friend can still see you when you slip on your gold ring!
23) You have thrown away all of your shoes.
24) When you are angry at someone you think to yourself Evil, Fat, nasssty, Hobbitses
25)You are thinking how do they know all this about me?
[ April 09, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]
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