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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-21-2002, 09:34 AM

Aragorn: We're lost, aren't we? Truly is it said "Do not follow the directions of Wizards, for they are potty and have no sense of direction."

Gandalf: Shut up, Estel. You're not too old to get your ears boxed, you know. If I remember rightly we need to turn right when we reach the rock that looks like a... Look! There it is!

Legolas: That's a bush. Are you blind? I should have gone with Gimli: he may be walking, but at least he's going in the right direction.

Aragorn: If you don't stop complaining I'll knock your block off, you great ponce.

Legolas: Promises, promises. Anyway we wouldn't even be in this situation if this old fool had asked Éomer for directions.

Gandalf: If you used your eyes half as much as your nagging tongue, we wouldn't have taken that wrong turn in the first place.

Aragorn: (his voice dangerously calm) Which wrong turn is that, Mithrandir?

Gandalf swallows nervously

[ October 21, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ]

10-21-2002, 09:34 AM	#304
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,206	Aragorn: We're lost, aren't we? Truly is it said "Do not follow the directions of Wizards, for they are potty and have no sense of direction." Gandalf: Shut up, Estel. You're not too old to get your ears boxed, you know. If I remember rightly we need to turn right when we reach the rock that looks like a... Look! There it is! Legolas: That's a bush. Are you blind? I should have gone with Gimli: he may be walking, but at least he's going in the right direction. Aragorn: If you don't stop complaining I'll knock your block off, you great ponce. Legolas: Promises, promises. Anyway we wouldn't even be in this situation if this old fool had asked Éomer for directions. Gandalf: If you used your eyes half as much as your nagging tongue, we wouldn't have taken that wrong turn in the first place. Aragorn: (his voice dangerously calm) Which wrong turn is that, Mithrandir? Gandalf swallows nervously [ October 21, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ] __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?