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Old 12-18-2011, 05:37 PM   #99
Oddwen
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Oddwen is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Oddwen is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Oddwen is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.
Phact: He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake.

Phact: the phantom has a list, but he only needs to check it once.

Phact: Once night in December, the phantom goes to every house giving gifts to all the good Werewolf players. The bad players get all of their socks stuffed with charcoal and nailed to the wall.

Phact: Watchers of the movie "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" may not remember a key scene where the phantom sings a jolly song and convinces the reindeer that he is reviled not because of his glowing nose, but because of the strange spelling of his name. The song and resulting scene where Rudolph (né Rudolf) and Hermie visit the North Pole Notary for a legal name change were in the original televised broadcast, but have since been lost.

In a somewhat related Phact: the phantom has tried to suppress the fame and popularity of Frosty the Snowman to little avail.

Phact: the phantom wrote the song "Jingle Bell Rock" to be the worst song ever. His success has been unparalleled in the music industry since. The song's power for evil is so great that it can only be played for a few months during the year, else the entire universe would explode.
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