Medul-zoom "The curse"
Eowyn: "Dang this stupid brush! My hair will be ruined if I don't get this out soon!"
*pulls uselessly at the brush tangled in her hair*
All of a sudden the great Medul-zoom gave a lurch and came to a jolting stop. The brush that was tangled now was held freely in the hand of Eowyn.
Eowyn: "Well that solves one problem,but why have we stopped?"
*leaves her room to see what's going on*
Theoden: "What now? Hama go have a look and see why we have stopped, we must be far behind the other racers and the shame of it is driving me insane!"
Hama cautiously opens the doors and steps outside.
Hama: "my Lord! We seem to be caught in a web of some sort!"
Theoden:"A web?
Hama: "Yes me Lord a web!"
Theoden: "A web dear Hama?"
Eowyn: "Let's not start this again!! Is there a spider present Hama?"
Hama: "ummmmm I think that lump over there is the spider." *points to a large greenish lump*
Theoden: "well what is it doing? Does it not know who I am? Go Hama and tell him to release us at once!"
Hama: "Sir I don't think we should get too close.."
Eowyn: "I say we poke it with a stick from here."
Theoden: "good idea! Sticks!! We need sticks!"
Hama: " Sticks! Get us some sticks!"
After many sticks were retrieved they tied them all together and made one long giant spider pokin' stick
They inched the stick towards the spider, little by little.
*Poke, Poke, Poke*
Eowyn: " Hey! Spider! Hey!"
Spider: *barely lifting it's head* " Dave? Dave's not here man!"
*goes back to doing whatever it was it was doing*
Theoden: "Dave? Who is this Dave?"
Eowyn: *Pokes the spider again* "Umm Dave is it? Can you please let little old me pass through your web?"
Spider: "I said Dave's not here man, now get lost! Your ruining my buzz"
Theoden: "buzz? I thought it was a spider?"
Eowyn: *sighs* Ok then spider we will just cut through your web here and be on our way!"
Spider: *rolls towards them and lets out a huge cloud of smoke? from his mouth* No way dudes! I can not allow you to do that! I've got it exactly the way I want it! You'll just have to rot there....I am a vegan and your smell is revolting, so stay over there!"
Theoden: " Well I never! I will not stay here and rot!
*turns to Hama and Eowyn* We must come up with a plan to distract that, there spider before we fall into last place!"
Hama: " Well me Lord what do you have in mind?"
The three put their heads together (literally) and came up with a plan.
A SHORT TIME LATER
Eowyn: "Yoohooo Dave!"
Spider: *rolls to face the group* What do you want? I told you to just stay there and not make any noise"
Eowyn: " Well we have decided if you do not set us free, we will put a curse on you!"
Spider: " A curse eh?...what kinda curse?"
Eowyn: " The worse curse ever! The shinning! Every time you look over here at us poor stranded people you will see nothing but blood!"
Spider: "Hee hee hee Blood eh? right
.....*turns over and goes back to sleep*
Eowyn: "Alright but don't say we did not warn you!"
Theoden gave a sign and the Eorlingas began to cut through the web, while Theoden, Eowyn, and Hama began to odulate their arms in the air, yelling deedledoo, deedledoo, deedledoo!
The spider began to become annoyed with all the noise, so he turned himself to face the three again. As he rolled his massive self to look at the Hall a horrific sight began to take shape before his eyes. The spider began to sweat and shake with fear. The great doors to Medul-zoom began to open....wave upon wave of crimson blood began to pour out, heading towards where the spider lay.
Eowyn:"It is working! I think all that smoke is affecting his brain!"
Spider: "EEEWWWWWW there's blood everywhere!!! You know I am a vegan! This will never come out of my web now! (gag) The smell!!! (gag,gag) I can not possibly live here now dudes! I'm outta here! You can stay here you dang murderers!"
*The three look at each other and giggled.*
With a sad little hop the spider was over the edge of the web and was floating away on the wind, never to be seen again
With one last cut of a sword, The great Medul-Zoom fell the short distance to the ground and was once again on their way.
Eowyn: " I wonder what will be next? stray cats? Well upon every great success I must return to my chambers and change my attire...tootles..."
Theoden: How does she own that many clothes? I only own four outfits
...*turns to Hama and says in a whiney voice* Hammmmaaaaa....I want more clothes than Eowyn has....I am the King you know....
Hama: "Yes me lord I will see what I can do.."
Theoden: "But I want them now...."
Hama: " I said I will see what I can do Lord, now which way are we to be heading?"
Theoden: *pouting* I say we head again for the
HIGH PASS, we may still be in this!"