TypicalScreamingFangirlModAlpha: "You know, I'm fond of Legolas and all, but... (turning to face the other way ) : those biceps... those dreadlocks... those gleaming white fangs. Oooh! **heartfelt sigh** Lurtz, I'm yours forever!"
TypicalScreamingFangirlModBeta: "The all-time award for the best eyes-- the most expressive, the most piercing, the most penetrating and-- oooh, sedDUCTive-- definitely, absolutely, FOREVER goes to--- oooooooh, he's SO HOT!!!!!!!-- Christopher Lee."
Queen of all the MarySues: "All right, Mary-Sues all, since we're completely invinceable and outrageously beautiful to boot, let's rescue Gollum from Sauron's torture chamber even before he squeals about 'Baggins' and 'Shire'. "
(and on a completely different plane...)
FrodoBaggins: " I'm not REEEEEEEEEAAALLLY Frodo Baggins. And I'm getting tired of playing such a nice guy."
Samwise: "Yeah, I'm getting pretty sick of all this. How about we play orcs?"
[ June 18, 2002: Message edited by: mark12_30 ]
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