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Originally Posted by Gothmog
I wish Sauron had a small, cute pet-puppy
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Granted! Sauron is now the owner of Mitzy, an adorable little Yorkie. Or is it Mitzy who owns Sauron? The dog is so spoiled Sauron gives it Orthanc as a dog house and the White Tree of Gondor as a chew toy. Then one day Mitzy runs away and Sauron is so filled with grief he launches his assault on Minas Tirith.
I wish there was a course at my college that only taught stuff about Tolkien and his works.