a)You think there should be self-help tapes "You are a strong and graceful elf." b)When you wish that heaven turns out to be like ME.
c)When your friends who don't like LOTR ask "What happened on the Downs yesterday?" cuz they know they're going to find out anyway.
d)You ask random people if they would rather be a hobbit or an elf.
e)Whenever your math teacher enters you mutter "mornie...yrch!"
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