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Phact: Phor the blasphemy oph opposing phantom, Inziladun must be destroyed.
Fact: the phantom isn't all that great.
Counter-Phact: Argh - no! Not tha - OW! Okay, stop! AIEEEEEEEEEEE . . .
Phact: Sauron actually made another ring to give to the phantom. When the Great and Splendipherous One put it on, Sauron became his servant. Then the Most Exprolentarinoquatic One got bored.
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Every human should have a cat or two in their care, to teach them the meaning of the word, and to correct them.
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