End of Day the Fifth
I'm ending this round half an hour early because I'm tired, my shoulder hurts, and I want to go to bed. So! The fifth round was extremely quiet, with only three judges weighing in. Thus came about the dreaded Trifecta, and three characters got the boot:
Mr. Bliss: 1 vote
The Great White Dragon: 1 vote
Nokes: 1 vote
And so, Mr. Bliss was put in a car and rolled off a cliff into the sea, the Dragon was beset by little dogs until he flew away on his own accord, and Nokes was baked into a cake.
Day the Sixth finds 43 remaining contestants:
Farmer Giles of Ham
Ægidius Ahenobarbus Julius Agricola de Hammo (Farmer Giles of Ham)
Gram, his dog
The Giant from the Wild Hills
King Augustus Bonifacious
Chrysophylax Dives
The Miller
The Parson
Sunny Sam (Fabricius Cunctator) The Blacksmith
Smith of Wooton Major/Leaf By Niggle
Master Cook Rider
Alf the Prentice, King of Faerie
Smith of Wooton Major
Nell
Queen of Faerie
Niggle
Mr. Parish
The Adventures of Tom Bombadil (Poems)
Goldberry
Badger
Old Man Willow
The Barrow-wight
Goodman Maggott
Princess Mee
Fíriel
The Mewlips
Troll
Roverandom
Roverandom
The Wizard Artaxerxes
The Little Boy
Psamothos Psamathides
Mew, the Seagull
Man-in-the-Moon
Moon-dog
Mer-dog
Uin, the Whale
Mr. Bliss
Girabbit
Mr. Day
Mrs. Knight
Archie
Teddy
Bruno
Albert Dorkins
Herbert Dorkins
Egbert Dorkins
Sergeant Boffin
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.
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