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Old 04-18-2006, 11:16 PM   #76
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Silmaril End of Day the Eighth

On the eighth day, the judges continued to batter the Mr. Bliss tribe, converging on Mrs. Knight in a stunning show of solidarity for two of the more canonical characters.

Mrs. Knight: 6 votes

Man-in-the-Moon: 2 votes

Queen of Faerie: 1 vote

And so, whether because of her name, her obscurity, or her banana fetish, Mrs. Knight was shown the door. And after she had seen the door, she was boiled to death in a vat of bleachwater.




Day the Ninth finds 40 contestants shaking in their boots:


Farmer Giles of Ham

Ægidius Ahenobarbus Julius Agricola de Hammo (Farmer Giles of Ham)
Gram, his dog
The Giant from the Wild Hills
King Augustus Bonifacious
Chrysophylax Dives
The Miller
The Parson
Sunny Sam (Fabricius Cunctator) The Blacksmith

Smith of Wooton Major/Leaf By Niggle

Master Cook Rider
Alf the Prentice, King of Faerie
Smith of Wooton Major
Nell
Queen of Faerie
Niggle
Mr. Parish

The Adventures of Tom Bombadil (Poems)

Goldberry
Badger
Old Man Willow
The Barrow-wight
Goodman Maggott
Princess Mee
Fíriel
The Mewlips
Troll

Roverandom

Roverandom
The Wizard Artaxerxes
The Little Boy
Mew, the Seagull
Man-in-the-Moon
Moon-dog
Mer-dog
Uin, the Whale

Mr. Bliss

Girabbit
Mr. Day
Archie
Teddy
Bruno
Herbert Dorkins
Egbert Dorkins
Sergeant Boffin
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