(Cirth Ungol): "Hello, you have reached the Tower of Cirith Ungol. If you are calling to speak with any one of the former residents, you needn't bother, as they are all dead. If you would like to speak with a great big Elvish warrior, press one. If you would like to hear Frodo and Sam's moving duet, press two. If you would like to arrange an eye squeezing session with Shagrat, press four." [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.
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