Having your blood sugar tank right before you have to leave for work.
Flaking out while driving and managing to go past the driveway to your workplace.
Getting stuck behind traffic at a red light when you go to turn around.
Having a cop car blocking the entrance to the parking lot you intended to turn around in.
Finally getting turned around in the right direction and getting stuck behind a tractor. One that was towing another tractor. Really slowly.
Hitting three red lights.
Having more cars than you've ever seen on that road decide to come down the hill while you're waiting to turn left.
Getting to work five minutes late.
Sheesh.
Fail. To Mordor, with ye!
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