The One Ring to rice to Erestor.
The One Ring is shiny. So is kithen cutlery. Cutlery is needed to eat rice. Rice can be eaten by humans. Humans aren't immortal. Elves are immortal. Erestor is an elf.
A stereo to the White Nail of Saruman to fluffy kitty
[ June 01, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel the Nightingale ]
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