1. Old Stone Troll/Perry-the-Winkle: Cramsome bread.
2. Alf of Wootton Major: baker, notably of two Great Cakes.
3. Samwise Gamgee: stewed rabbit, though I trust he makes great fish and chips too.
4. The Beornings: Honey cakes
5. Mim the Petty-dwarf: Earth-bread (aka Mim's taters. )
6. Elrond or one of his mates: Miruvor, the cordial of Imladris.
7. Tom, Bert, and Bill: a brave attempt to cook a burrahobbit.
8. Grendel: Tasty Heorot warrior carryouts.
9. The Royal Cook of the Little Kingdom: Mock Dragon's Tail.
10. The Man In The Moon: Pearly cakes of light snowflakes and a drink of thin moonshine.
11. The Dorkinses: Soup, possibly with local produce such as cabbage and banana.
12. Mrs Maggot: Bacon and mushrooms.
13. Yavanna: Lembas.
Well, with a Baker's Dozen, we needed it in there...
Next up, how about Confirmed Ringbearers, broadly defined.
1. Durin III (Dwarven ring)
(I really wanted to do 'people who have touched the One Ring', but I could only think of ten of them. Ah, well.)
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