I just got the Silmarillion. How long will it take for me to read? -See below.
ummm... -Exactly... ummm...
Help!!! -Hang in there, I'll save you!
Help me please!!!!!!!!!!! -Just a moment, I'm helping the first guy!
HELP! -All right, all right, but you'll have to wait your turn.
Noob Needs help *sigh*
Thoughts stuck in your head repeating over and over again - Why not start a thread?
The Nazgûl: Proof that you can't go home again? Pretty conclusive proof, I'd say...