Finduilas, the son of Oliver Twist and Mary Poppins was the inventor of the fifth wheel.
By this invention he made a fortune and decided to buy some real estate, which happened to be Hobbiton. He then proceeded to evict all the inhabitabts of this place and then build the largest golf course in ME.
He hasn't been heard of since he started playing golf there since last December.
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Who is Elrond ?
Know Thus !
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Know ye People, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, And the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars.
Hither came Carlton, the King, black haired, bronze hued, mightily thewed, sullen eyed. Sword in hand, a warrior, a destroyer, a conqueror. With gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jewelled thrones of the Earth, under his sandalled feet.
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