After leaving the Fellowship, Frodo and Sam arrived at Brunswick, in Germany. There they met up with some fellow midgets and formed a Pop band, naming themselves the "Flaming Shires" and have this hit song to their immense credit...
Seek for the Sword that was broken:
In Imladris it dwells;
There shall be counsels taken
Stronger than Morgul-spells.
There shall be shown a token
That Doom is near at hand,
For Isildur's Bane shall waken,
And the Halfling forth shall stand.
Halfling, Halfling, Baby !
Halfling, Halfling, Baby !
Halfling, Halfling, Baby !
Halfling, Halfling, Baby !
Sung to the tune of "Cherie Cherie Lady "
Which they plagarised off another group of midgets.
Having made quite a fortune from this venture, the two of them retired. But owing to their nature as adventurers they set off on another quest about a Lady of the Lamp, this time to places over the sea and were never heard of again to this hour.
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What does Saruman need the Uruk Hai for?
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Know ye People, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, And the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars.
Hither came Carlton, the King, black haired, bronze hued, mightily thewed, sullen eyed. Sword in hand, a warrior, a destroyer, a conqueror. With gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jewelled thrones of the Earth, under his sandalled feet.
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