You wonder where The Road will sweep you off to every time you walk out your front door.
You wonder why the local booze seller has just told you to 'get out!' after you have pleaded with him for the hundreth time for Ent Juice.
You get reported and banned from your local park for 'hugging Huorns'.
Every day is a good day to LARP. pity your boss aint so keen.
You get an ugly twitch when Peter Jackson's The Hobbit is mentioned.