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Originally Posted by Galadriel55
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That reminds me of a very inappropriate thing I saw on tumblr which I post here severely tidied up (and will remove if there are objections to its existence):
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All of the little deaths in fic are so violent. His little death came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a freaking alley. What these little deaths need is a good education.
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the little death tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a barn
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By the time he came back to himself, the little death had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.
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