Faramir would make an excellent psychiatrist. What with all of his childhood trauma. Of course, he'd probably need therapy first:
Faramir: I suppose it all started when Mother died...that's when I wanted to be an interior decorator. Mother always supported my dreams, but Father told me to put down the curtains and be more like Boromir.
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