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Denethor of Gondor would be a school principle.
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That makes me think of Elrond being a Playground supervisor. Can't you see him blowing his whistle every time:
- He sees elves swinging too high on the swings because they're so light
- He sees an orc running up a slide
- He sees Rohan boys launching paper airplanes at the orcs from the top of the "Big Toy"