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Old 02-22-2002, 06:17 PM   #1
May Millbanks
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Shield another "you know you have Tolkienitis when..."

I am absolutly positive that I have Tolkienitis because of these 16 signs:

1. I listen to the LotR soundtrack nonstop (in fact, I'm listening to it right now).
2. I dress in LotR clothes (i.e. hobbit, elf, etc...) whenever possible. Actually, a few times my parents have walked in on me when I was in the clothes [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
3. I actually roleplay with myself in Lotr scenes (no, not like that). My parents have walked in on that, too.
4. I talk to everyone I hate in Tengwar.
5. I am learning to to write, read, and speak Tengwar.
6. My room is covered in LotR merchandise (mostly Legolas).
7. I am going to get the One Ring soon.
8. If anybody ever disses LotR at skool I get seriously ****ed off and I stay in a bad mood for the rest of the day (trust me, it's happened before).
9. People always stare at me strangly when I walk around the streets screaming "Lord of the Rings Rocks!" (that's happened too)
10. I collect the action figures.
11. My friends know me as "Legolas Lover" and "elf princess."
12. My dad calls me a fair elvish maiden.
13. I talk how Tolkien writes.
14. I bought a bow & arrow set (I'm actually getting quite good).
15. I can repeat almost every line from the movie (I spend my lunch doing that).
16. My parents are getting worried.
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