You've all missed the biggest Weirdo of them all. What kind of nut would create orcs and think they would make good subjects? What idiot wants to rule the world, but kill everything in it? What crackpot puts Maiar on fire? Morgoth!
Morgoth is the number one nut.
But second...
Hey dol, Merry dol, I am not that weird,
Merry dol, ding-a-dong, I am not to be feared,
Derry dol, Molly Doll (!), please dont run away,
Hey dol, holly dol, [whips out knife] or you will pay.
Remember the crazed, murderous look as he whips out his knife, please.
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