Warsie: Our spaceships can travel across the galaxy in the time it takes Frodo to walk down the road to Sam's burrow.
Ringer: Yeah, well, Bill's hyperdrive didn't break every fifteen minutes.
Warsie: Dude, we started out Billy Dee Williams.
Ringer: Er... Orlando Bloom went on to do "Pirates", and didn't have to resort to
ALIEN MOVIES...
Warsie: Why didn't you just use the Eagles?
Ringer: ....
And what in the name of Eru is this? -->
