Ealasaide sidles back into the picture, one tiptoe at a time, looking a bit red-faced...
Uh, sorry, haven't got any "sad tales of the deaths of kings." At least nothing to compare with Isildur or Théoden, or even Richard III, for that matter. What I've got plays more like a tragic folk ballad. Or War & Peace, if you take length into consideration.
I tend to be a bit long-winded once I get my teeth into a story.
If you're up for it, let me know!