Soldier: okay, now form an orderly queue! Gandalf... I said orderly!
Theoden: any orange juice?
Aragorn *peers*: nah, they're fresh out. But you can have blackcurrant!
Gandalf: darn... what about the cookies?! They're not all gone, are they??
Aragorn: um... *checks*
Legolas *rolls eyes*: c'mon, guys... it's just post-battle refreshments... don't get your knickers in a twist.
Soldier: nah, save that for later. Have you seen the queue for the toilets?!
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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