(Cracks up.) We can have a WHOLE lot of fun with THIS.. (mischievous grin) (Oh, and Catherine, give it a try! You can't be all that bad. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] )
(Aragorn, Legolas, and Frodo are sitting behind a television screen as it shows the image of a large dining room that Arwen's walking into. She is brought to a table by Miss Rhode Island and is introduced to the ladies there. Miss Texas, Miss California, yada yada yada... Then..finally!..)
Miss Hawaii: (uuhh...don't know how to describe it..) Aloha..
Aragorn, Legolas, and Frodo: (grin) AloooohaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA..!
Pippin: (pops up from behind them) Aha! She digs ME!
Aragorn: Be quiet, you insolent hobbit! You're not even in the movie!
Pippin: (cries)
(snorts..)
Frequency - Frodo as the son and Aragorn as Dennis Quaid.
Frodo: (on the radio) Dude, you're alive!!!
Aragorn: No duh. Now, about those Mets...
Never Been Kissed - Legolas as Drew Barrymore and...um...Rosie!...as the English teacher. Oh, and Pippin as Annita. (laughs)
Legolas: (having lunch with Pippin) Sure, I've kissed girls before..! (pause) I've just never felt that...that thing...
Pippin: What thing? The Sweetest Thing?
Legolas: Nooo... I can no longer pursue that conversation because Talking Hawk doesn't watch R-rated movies. (cough) NOW... (gets a far-off look in his eyes) That thing.. Where all you can think about is you and that person. You want to laugh and you want to cry because you're so happy that you found it, but so scared that it'll go away.
Pippin: (long pause) ....Dang, boy, you ARE a writer!
Legolas: Duh. (continues eating)
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Merry shrugged his shoulders. “It could be a love triangle. Like about a week ago, I was in love with Angela AND Estella, but then I decided to break it off with Angela…” He sighed dreamily, but Pippin lifted an eyebrow. “Angela thought your name was Timothy,” he pointed out innocently, and Merry glared at him. “It could happen to anybody…” - Excerpt from my "Three Blind Spies" story (see fanfic section)
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