The bit about the shinies lol'd me so much
Quote:
VALAR: Oooooh SHINY TREES! Yavanna made shiny trees!
MELKOR: Want shiny.
VALAR: Nope.
MELKOR: Why not?
VALAR: Because you're a jerk.
UNGOLIANT: Want shiny.
MELKOR: Let's go get shiny.
FEANOR: I've made more shiny!
VALAR: Good, 'cos Melkor took ours. Can we have yours?
FEANOR: No! MY SHINIES! MINE!
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And this too:
Quote:
ILUVATAR: Did I mention the world is round now?
NUMENOREANS IN EXILE: Well, crap.
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