Mumbled quietly ol’
Hook
As he sally’s cupcakes took:
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The faceless men in flares were forced to clean paper bags for Punk-Rock-Balrog. Meanwhile, Smaug relives his childhood dream of drinking tea and watching a pile of bad things land on top of the Lord of the Rings.
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Gil provided illustrations
For all Nogrod’s vindications:
She was headed for the win,
Although she was somewhat
Thin:
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Burglars benefit when balrogs and dragons start new hobbies.
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“Are we gonna finish soon?”
Asked the somewhat hasty
Rune:
“I agree,” as last said
Blind,
“Let’s put this long game behind.”
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During a very important meeting, the Balrog was defeated by a pizza throwing Hobbit-king and a Soduko-playing smirking Smaug.
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Legate painted the back cover
And the Telephone was over:
And the lesson? You may nod:
NEVER let
the lad lass mod.