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1. Meriadoc the Magnificent
2. Hurin the Tall
3. Hurin the Steadfast
4. Sauron the Great
5. Elanor the Fair
6. Fingon the Valiant
7. Forlong the Fat
8. Gorthaur the Cruel
9. Baldor the Hapless
10. Grimbeorn the Old
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.
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