You know you're obsessed with LotR when you ring a friend to ask about some homework and say,
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What orders from Mordor, my lord? what does the eye command?
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Do not mess with us, we are the first chocoholic elves!
Arwen is evil and she's after the Ring!
My plan is perfect, how dare you insult the perfectness of my perfect plan?-Sauron
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