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Cops: Sir please come with us.
Nazgul: I would like a double cheeseburger with some of Aragorn's hair on the side.
Cops: Sir come with us now or we will have to use force.
Nazgul: Also add in some Peter Jackson brains with a side of movie elf.
The cops then drag the Nazgul away for ordering nonsense from a parked car.
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Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes
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