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Old 06-24-2014, 07:15 AM   #187
Aganzir
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Aganzir is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Aganzir is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Aganzir is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Aganzir is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
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Originally Posted by Galadriel55 View Post
What did the movies do for you? - they mopped the floors and washed the dishes
That reminds me of a very inappropriate thing I saw on tumblr which I post here severely tidied up (and will remove if there are objections to its existence):

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All of the little deaths in fic are so violent. His little death came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a freaking alley. What these little deaths need is a good education.
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the little death tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a barn
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By the time he came back to himself, the little death had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.
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