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TealDude4 · 06-25-2003, 04:31 AM

The party was splinded. Everyone was having a good time, when all of a sudden...

Frodo: Gandalf, some old guy in rags keeps asking for you. I think he's a begger. Do you want me to stick a cherry bomb in his...

Gandalf: We don't need any of that now. Just tell me where he is.

(Frodo points to a man standing next to the punch bowl)

Gandalf: Fool of a Baggins! That's Ragadast the Brown! If he asks about me again, tell him I'm not talking to him!

Frodo: Why?

Gandalf: Long story.

Frodo: Ok.

(Frodo walks up to Ragadast.)

Frodo: Hey, Ragadast! Gandalf's over there.

Ragadast: Finally! That back stabbing, cart stealing, good for nothing free-loader has a lot of explaining to do!

(Frodo walks of laughing maliciously while enjoying the party.)

Later, Bilbo gives his speech.

Bilbo: My dear Bagginses and Tooks, and every other last name I'm to intoxicated to remember. Today is my 111th birthday.

(Mild applause)

Bilbo: 111 years is far to short a time to live amongst such abmireble hobbits.

(Tremendous applause)

Bilbo: Acctually, I hate every singal one of you. You and your 2nd breakfasts and gardens!
And no casino! Not even a lottery! The elves have it so much better! Frankly, I'd be happy to be rid of the lot of you! Goodbye!

(Bilbo slips on the Ring, but nothing happens. The party starts grabing foldable chairs and waving them angryly.)

Bilbo: No! The batteries are dead!

)Bilbo reaches into his other pocket and gets some batteries. He puts them into the Ring before the mob could get him. Bilbo secretly walks off to Bag End.)

[ June 25, 2003: Message edited by: TealDude4 ]

06-25-2003, 04:31 AM	#5
TealDude4 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Earth Posts: 42	The party was splinded. Everyone was having a good time, when all of a sudden... Frodo: Gandalf, some old guy in rags keeps asking for you. I think he's a begger. Do you want me to stick a cherry bomb in his... Gandalf: We don't need any of that now. Just tell me where he is. (Frodo points to a man standing next to the punch bowl) Gandalf: Fool of a Baggins! That's Ragadast the Brown! If he asks about me again, tell him I'm not talking to him! Frodo: Why? Gandalf: Long story. Frodo: Ok. (Frodo walks up to Ragadast.) Frodo: Hey, Ragadast! Gandalf's over there. Ragadast: Finally! That back stabbing, cart stealing, good for nothing free-loader has a lot of explaining to do! (Frodo walks of laughing maliciously while enjoying the party.) Later, Bilbo gives his speech. Bilbo: My dear Bagginses and Tooks, and every other last name I'm to intoxicated to remember. Today is my 111th birthday. (Mild applause) Bilbo: 111 years is far to short a time to live amongst such abmireble hobbits. (Tremendous applause) Bilbo: Acctually, I hate every singal one of you. You and your 2nd breakfasts and gardens! And no casino! Not even a lottery! The elves have it so much better! Frankly, I'd be happy to be rid of the lot of you! Goodbye! (Bilbo slips on the Ring, but nothing happens. The party starts grabing foldable chairs and waving them angryly.) Bilbo: No! The batteries are dead! )Bilbo reaches into his other pocket and gets some batteries. He puts them into the Ring before the mob could get him. Bilbo secretly walks off to Bag End.) [ June 25, 2003: Message edited by: TealDude4 ] __________________ "I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come, when the courage of men fail. And we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. This day, we fight!"